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If your problem is figuring out how much to tip the doorman, resolve to shut the...
– Magnificent Ruin (via nevver)
November 2011
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THE ENCHIRIDION! Chapter 5: How To Kiss A Princess
Introduction-
Kissing a Princess is different than kissing your grandmother or your mother…very different. A peck on the cheek is not going to cut it. Nothing but lip on lip action will suffice with a true princess. It’s best to first practice on a Lip Monster, but proceed with caution because, as everyone knows, a Lip Monster can easily kiss you to death!
October 2011
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